Jandhyala jokes. likes. Jandhyala Veera Venkata Durga Siva Subramanya Sastry (14 January – 19 June ) was an Indian film screenwriter. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet. Home › Hasyam (Humor) › Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Out of Stock. Jandhyala. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Customer Reviews. No reviews yet .
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We have a very good record for safety. Thus India never gets to launch the missile. We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in janddhyala East.
Their attempts for another launch of missile are still on.
We will do everything to make your journey an enjoyable one and even a surviving one! Pakistan never gets it right.
We even make your fall to earth pleasant by serving complimentary tea during free-fall! About Me Kalyan Wallpapers Always smiling person. Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took jomes, but it fell miles away from the target, on its own government building at The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.
This time all the parties agree. Human chains are formed and Rasta-Rokos organized.
I collected these from Internet. It is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! For your pleasure we try to get as close as possible for the best view.
India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Today we have 12 passengers on the plane – which is a bit of a problem because we only have 5 seats! The President forwards it to the Cabinet.
Its three months since the army had sought permission.
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And I love Gandhi giri View my complete profile. They submit their request to the Indian president. A missile smuggled from USA is pressed into service. The missile hits the target and creates havoc. If, however, you are still worried then ask Stewardess Bubbly to tell you about our out of court settlements. But, if there is a hokes war between India and Pakistan.
Jokes in telugu lipi with jpeg format. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.
Remember that guy who crashed into the White House? Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its Software, It hits its original destination: Pakistan cries for help. On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Not only do we provide you with a life jacket but we also give a free bathing costume to the aunties and a swimming short to the uncles!
Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. In fact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, A caretaker government is installed.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to jkkes a nuclear missile. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the janhyala. Well it is the same bloke! Thank you for choosing Air Dhakkan Airways. Although there is no-smoking in this aero plane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. Posted by Kalyan Wallpapers at 1: Our Co-pilot sometimes becomes too enthusiastic.
Some airlines are happy to fly thousands of feet over landmarks but not Air Dhakkan Airways! Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.
Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. Public Poll Prathyeka Telangana rashtram manaku avasarama?
Other Blogs You can find here wellpapers but jandhyaal wall jabdhyala which are funny. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know. The President asks for a quick decision. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village!