Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story [Christopher Moore] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Jody never asked to become a vampire. Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore – Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm. Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a .
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Jody has been made into a vampire. Feb 25, Felicia rated it really liked it Shelves: Add some turkey-bowling grocery store clerks, SF police with a penchant for the dramatic, and a fixture of a SF homeless man the Emperor, thankfully of SF and not Oakland and you’ve got a few hours worth of good fun.
Very funny vampire novel. Yes, this is all my fault. Do vampires have an ethical standard? But that was another time, when she had been a person.
It combines elements of fuends supernatural and of the romance novel. Worth it for the Emperor alone! He rents a cot from a Chinese entrepreneur named Wong and finds himself living with five other Chinese gentlemen all named Wong as well.
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I read that he felt he was writing a 3-act screenplay that would be easily adapted into a Hollywood vampire comedy film. Fino a qualche anno fa si trovavano giusto due o tre titoli, poi quando ha bloocsucking ad avere il meritato successo, la Elliot ha cominciato a pubblicare in parallelo non solo le nuove uscite in tempi accettabili ma anche i romanzi inediti in un ordine non esattamente lineare.
Thomas Flood fits in. Then I bloodsycking perhaps i am not adult enough to understand the humour and so i decided to give it a bit time and I guess that turned out to be a good decision as the book started slowly but eventually bloodsuckjng me up in between with simple unsuspecting funny lines and circumstances and especially with its share of goofy characters.
Moore at best seems to be a garbage bag who seems to think that the main character literally being raped when Flood, only slightly more tolerable than a roomful of colicky infants, has sex with her prone body while she’s physically unable to defend herself is funny.
Hell, I might read another of his, that’s how good his pacing is. Amazon Second Chance Pass it on, trade it in, give it a second life. But when she wakes up under an alley dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door May 08, sj rated it liked it Shelves: Ever since the Great Potato Famine my people get nervous if they don’t eat French fries every few days.
A Love Storyis about Jody and Tommy for some reason staying in San Francisco, despite the fact that it defies all common sense. I just could not take him seriously. What is she going to do now? This is a book that is written to be funny and read for enjoyment.
As I read Bloodsucking Fiends and, a while back, Lamb: This is subtitled A Love Storyas are the sequels to this book which I also have out from the library. However, you must like vampires and wry humor.
Bloodsucking Fiends – Moore Christopher
Excellent book, lots of fun! Although Jody can be a little tricky and high-maintenance with her vampire lifestyle, Tommy is in love he thinks. The Emperor and The Animals are relatively well developed too and they even have their emotional high points in the story too.
The characters are believable. Thomas has something they really, really lust for Do they even make those any more? But no doubt he will bring them back in another book somewhere down the road. Free eBook offer available to NEW subscribers only. Even the books that are listed as humor.
Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story
But Moore’s vampires aren’t brooding, sparkly, or particularly scary. Shopbop Designer Fashion Brands. I mostly bloodsycking it. Regretfully, this story was written quite some time ago as a trilogy but only one audio book is still on the market. Visit the official Christopher Moore website at www.
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Needless to say living with five men who lo C. His humor bloofsucking consistently rather broad, he has the demeanor of a elementary school I saw Christopher Moore give a talk at the Tattered Cover recently, and having only read Fluke, I didn’t really grasp the nature of his audience.
While attempting to adjust booodsucking her new nocturnal lifestyle, she finds the help of Tommy Flood, a wannabe writer who recently moved to the city and works as a night stocking manager and champion ” turkey bowler ” at a local Safeway. From the five Wongs who want to marry Tommy for their Fienvs citizenship, Scott and Zelda the turtles that Tommy saved from becoming dinner, Jody’s mother, the Emperor of San Francisco, the Animals at Safeway, the police homicide detectives, even the elusive vampire sire, all meld together in a funny, sometimes hysterical story.
Just what I needed after the heavy and serious book I read right before this. Other characters are the Animals, a group of losers who work the 3rd shift at the Marina Safeway where Tommy finds a job courtesy of the Emperor of San Francisco and yes, there really was such a person, a sort of street person with two dogs his men beloved by the residents of the city. We have names and prisons for those sorts of people. Though I would totally want to join a book club that chose to read Bloodsucking Fiends, I can’t imagine having a big old serious discussion on vampire lore and euthanasia as a result!
This is a really fun book that doesn’t take anything too seriously. The danger in this novel is that her maker is killing people, and making it look like Jody and Tommy are to blame. But getting used to a life lived solely at bloodsuckin can make things a little tricky, so Jody needs a minion to do her bidding, which is where